Slash? Oh no, that's... well I'm not anti-homosexual, I just want nothing to do with it. Reading slash 'n stuff with same sex relationships isn't my cup of tea. I don't mind minor 'limes' if they are tastefully done and the story isn't built around it, but slash... not so much.

*limes*, which I define as ending the scene where most movies or TV shows close the door or change the scene so it can be watched by those under 18...